It’s A Dog-Eat-Sharon World

Mutts or shepherds, mastiffs or terriers, I’ve never been afraid of dogs. I’ve always been a hands-on, roll-around-in-the-grass-with-the-puppies kind of girl. While friends of mine were getting bitten by dogs who’d been teased or were wired wrong, I’d lay in the grass reading after schoclab2chool, my head resting on those same dogs.

Dream Killers

For the last few years, the internet has boiled in hot debate over sparkalay vampires who play baseball. I watched from the sidelines for a long time and actually found myself taking up the battle cry against the undead with diamond-shimmering skin…until a coworker called me a writing snob.

When a Man Loves A Woman

Anyway, I’ve been wondering more and more lately what motivates men to fall in love…no, let me take that back, because I don’t really believe in “falling in love” even though I’ve been known to use that phrase in my own writing.

Crap Rat

There is crap everywhere: tucked in boxes and stuffed into the corners of rooms; in green plastic garbage bags like Dexter’s victims and piled, forgotten, in a little used area of the bedroom; in plastic Rubbermaid totes shoved into the loft; in decrepit cardboard boxes, layered in the dust of the ages, neatly stacked in the attic.

Surviving the Cataclysm

I felt like that lady in OfficeSpace–the one who answers the phone multi-line phone with the same greeting over and over: “Financial Aid, how may I help you? Financial Aid, how may I help you?” Talk about conditioning–I don’t salivate at the ring of the bell; I get up to answer the phone.