No Animals Were Harmed in the Breaking of My Foot

Amazing, what with all the animals in my house, but true. I can't even blame any of them for this mishap (unlike when I fell down the basement stairs 13 years ago after tripping over a cat--I broke my tailbone and nearly broke my arm) and then a year later rammed my little toe & side of left foot into the corner of the cedar chest outside my bedroom door after swerving around the same cat who ran across my path at the wrong time).